Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Environment is going a bad egg now a days.....i feel that only we are the problem,but we are not trying to solve our problems.whenever we go to google.com and search about swin flu,the head lines we see is........"when we tought it couldent get any worse".
we think we are facing bad times but the environment is having the worse time of all.dont you think we should solve what we caused?i think that only when we all put our minds to it,we can change wat lies ahead.........i can proudly say that i have done my part.simple things can cause huge impact in our live.like off the tape when you brush your teeth,or using the fan instead of the air conditioner,or even when buying the right refrigirator........if we all do the same we can change tomorow,which will make history tomorrow

here are some environment cartoons....
not only environment,also about SWIN FLU

Monday, April 13, 2009

yeah u know who im talking abt,thats right the guy who always sits outside the library
during recess.wat a loser.if u still dont know who im telling u abt............................... this might help

L_R_I_
_A_V_N AKA the gay who wraps his phone in a handkercheif......loser NOOB...

Dude even the cleaners could afford a camera pouch.....cant you?

wAT A .....................................
if i were u i would:
-go for plastic surgery.
-buy a handphone pouch
-Learn to shave!(ask ur dad)
-Brush ur teeth
-and totally start thinking

oh sorry i forgot,u cant afford a plastic surgery,or a shaver,or a toothbrush,or a BRAIN!(u cant even afford a hp pouch)might as well dig a grave and burry urself alive and cry like a girl.......
Dont raise this matter to that noob or he will open his wallet and show u all his photocopied money.wats ur dream job?a road sweeper.and not to mention,man u smell like a guy who has never seen the shower before.also ur IQ,man no coments.no wonder ur O'level score is a 5 digit number....Even though u can see ur toes,i bet u cant win me in a game of tick tack toe.........and sorry to say u cant win me in a game of words.when i firsl saw u 2 years ago i thought to myself..................................................................................................
and when ever i walk past the library......................................................................


and i also say to myself.............................................................................................
And so.........................U suck to the @#$%ing core man..........

Thursday, April 9, 2009

The noob.......

As said by the noob wei song.........
how i feel abt the chuby ass...........
2 words...............
He Sux...dude face it man,u are an asshole who cant even touch ur own
feet.i bet u cna even reach the shortest pole of the pull up bar.......
i bet u cant even reack the top cupboard of the home econs room.
apart from that,u are so darn stupid.........................................
heres a short story.......one day i asked him wat will he do if was stuck in
a room with a candel,a stove and a fireplace wth ony 1 mathch.
wat will u light first?obviously ppl will light the candel first......but he said
"i would bust out of there and not light anything"wat a noob........
he calls me a dota noob while ha gets owned by me in the first few minutes
of the game..........wat a noob.he flirsts like my grandma.......he thinks thinks he is stong
but dude u need to touch your toe first...................................................

Conclution:he sux(if u are smart u will know who we are talking abt)

Monday, March 23, 2009

The times of young

There once i experience the pain of my life.i have never felt so hurt in all my life before.it all started one fine day at the playground.i was alone with no-one but my parents.they were sitting at the bench while i was swinging around the monkey bars.i was about 5 years old that time.but i remember like it was yesterday.i was at the highest point of the play ground.from there i could hear my parents warning me not to stand there.i was slowly moving my way down when i slipped off the top of the playfground.i could feel the wind rushing to my face.i was horified.my heart was almost in my mouth!i hit the ground with great impanct!my left hand hit the ground and i heard a loud crack together with a boom!

It all happened so fast.the next thing i remember was that my head was terridly painful.appart from that,i could'nt feel my left hand!it was very painful and i wish it was alla crazy dream.i had never felt amount of pain in whole life,even until now,when i am writting this report,i remember the pain i suffered.

i had no idea how to forget the pain.no matter how hard i try,i cant.but then,my grandfather(my fathers father) came all the way from india to see.since he is a MBBS graduate,he know how it feels to have such an injury.i fractured 2 of my bones and had a plaster cast in my hand.i spent all my time on KK hospital with my grandfather.i forgoten the pain of the injury.i love my grandfather.he put away all his apoinments for a very long time just because he loved me.my parents were also by my side all the time.thank u all,.:)

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

The movie.............
freedom writers,no coments.anyway,miss chee,my form teacher(like duh)
ask me to do this so here i go......
the movie huh,let me think,1 word not worth watching.the stroy about a
class and a teacher,mrs gruel teaches a bunch of hopless gangsters english,
hard times.i like to call it mrs granules.if u learnt yours chemistry well u will
know that boiling granules,or boiling chips,are used to ensure smooth boiling
while boilng la.never mind that,as i was saying,she fights with the students to
teach them the students fight to run away from that ugly globlin.but still mrs
boiling chip is reluctant to teach them and make them "smart"(like a dream of
fantasy i will say).additionally the people always talk about the teacher fake pearls(bought at the
pasa malam,night market,3 for $5)i think this story if pure fiction,cause how can a bunch of people whos IQ is a 3 digit negative number,learn english(sorry ivan).funny logic.
anyway,the people write journals to tell their teacher their pathetic problems
which are so dumb.can u imagine a guy goes to jail because his friend played and
shot himself with a gun(hopless fellow.good for him).many stories they tell the teacher
and she goes home to tell her husband while he yells at here and go's in.(he is fierce)
she sad,she cry boo hoo,she tell her dad,they both cry boo hoo and she atlks to her
husband and they all cry.mrs granules buy her clowny students books to read and
wast her money.i still wonder why she didnt go bankrupt.besides its just a movie,anything
can happen.then the students become smart and throw their pistols away and they all
CHANGE(like obamas new slogan).they want to study more!!!!!!!!!!!wat amazing climax.
they want mrs granules to teach them next year.but the head department say "NO THEY
ARE MINE"then mrs granules has to chose between her lousy career and her family(but i
will dump them both,it isnt worth fighting that ugly guy called the 'hero')finally mrs boiling chips and her husband are divorced.and the heroin is free........she fight and eventually they win and they end up being together for 2 miserable years.some of the head department are not happy.
they sad:(too bad they won fair and square.but mrs boiling chip is now miss boiling chip,too bad
:(i feel the ending is too wierd,there must be a bomb blast and all the people must die a horrible
and violent death.there are my views.
zainul 3Eb
THATS MY NAME NOOBS.

preferences
THATS MY NAME NOOBS -adapted from mr.teo wei song
spelling -google.com
Boiling chips part -wikipedia.org

Thursday, January 15, 2009

see this

my most favourite hobby is to play computer games....
my most favourite game is age of the empire III
and secondly Warcraft III.i like trashing ivan,sahari,
michell,travis,and dream to trash wei song and dennis.
(no offence guys)i love to play grand theft auto,especially
multiplayer.burn out dominator is good to.the best it dota.
i love to use all kinds of heros.espetially,agility range heros.
i look forward to having battle with liss chee:)

see this

see this

to miss chee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hi cher,abt myself,um nothing much.only that i like science.
i have 2 conical flasks at home and dozen test tubes.i have
3 microscopes as well as slides and bla bla bla................

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Sweet Devil zaister


Yo,whoever you are,gd day.looks like i know u 1 way another.

hope you like my blog.i dont knw what else to say.ummmm,enjoy